Read My Lips: Image 8 Winner! Mulder: Ohoy! Hey you there! Someonee! Please help me. I can´t drag her all by my self. Shes not a light person. And the jacket is too expensive to get dirty. Where´s the Lonegunmen when I need them? Scully: Ohh. I fainted because you had that awfull aftershave again. Don´t you never learn that it smels likes.... - Roosa Runner Up! Hey Scully, don´t be dramatic, that´s just my brandnew sunflowerseed-deodorant! - Anna The Rest Of The Batch! Mulder: scully Quick, there's no one around, get your gear off. Scully: Ohhhh Mulder help me, I can't wait. - Gurlie Gurl *Scully fainted from Mulder's smell* Mulder: "Damnit, where the hell are we? Isn't there a shower near...do I smell THAT bad? Maybe we can take a shower....TOGETHER! Yeah, I knew my hunting on aliens would some day pay off. I have the power over her now, I can easily knock her down by lifting my arm.......". - Dee Lite Mulder: Err.. Billy, my aftershave.. its done it again! - Agent Charlotte Mulder: God, it's great being superior to Russel Crow. - The Dark Lady Of DNA Mulder: Scully quick there's no one looking. Scully: ok Mulder I'm ready kiss me. - Gurlie Gurl damn...i finally tell her i'm in love and she lies down to sleep. what the....?.....oh wait.....hey scully...nobody's here.... - nadine Officer off screen: What is wrong with Agent Scully? Mulder: We just solved the mystery of the Horny Beast. Can I get a rootbeer? - Deepest Throat Mulder: “Bigfoot, stop mooning! You’ve sent Scully into shock!” - Lone Gunman The X Files is copyright © by 20th Century Fox This site has not been authorised or approved by Fox © The X Files: I Want To Believe, all rights reserved